The Boy n’est pas ici

A very thin piece of string am I. Work has me stretched, then last week me mum flew over from Canada for a month. Throw {...}

My father was a benevolent gardener. When it suited him he was keen, when it didn’t he performed the minimum necessary to keep things tidy {...}

A brief sideline from question answering for a momentary Angriesque rant. Normal service will return shortly when I shall answer exactly what lies at the {...}